Late, late and crazy nights!!

So i work at night because of my school schedule. The hours are tough cuz our bodies are programmed sleep at night, and i love my job but na men, it is hard to stay awake sometimes!
A couple of weeks ago i was really tired and did not want to go to work but i had to, well i went in with lots of water, see i try not to drink coffee... maybe i should huh!
Everything was gravy till around 3a.m. I started to doze off and a call came thru from a guy who wanted to know how high my heels were, and i was thinking "what does this have to do with auto insurance ", we have rules so i was like - "i am not wearing heels sir"... then he further asks me- what size do you normally wear and still giving 'great customer service' i said - Normally 3-4" high, but in order to keep assisting you i need your policy number. " Well i don't have a policy but i was just trying to know what size you wear so as to determine how freaky you are in bed.
Ah ah enyin eyan egbami oo, so i said sir i can no longer continue this conversation with you, if there is nothing else i can help you with, have a great night, click.
I thought the freakishness of call was weird, so i told my coworkers and we all laughed about it.
Half an hour later, i get another call and i do my usual schpeel of -thanks for calling, can i have your policy number to assist you, lo and behold this guy comes on and says " hold on a minute i am getting off" Ok , like i said it's late so i did not catch on quick, like a mumu i stayed on the line and the next thing i hear is this guy making some sounds in my ear, (eeeewwwwhhh).
I didn't care about the rules i just disconnected the call kia kia, what disgusting people who have nothing better to do than to call an insurance company and act a fool!!
My supe was like don't worry girl, that happens sometimes but don't pay them no mind.... all the while i was thinking to myself " i no mind am, i just no fit fo for those guys the way i suppose, if na person wey call my house dey yarn rubbish, he for gba se kaki no be leather!!
I have no problem with freaks as long as they keeps their distance from me, jeez.... But you know i was awake and alert from then on...